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Brain

HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME?
You know how you call a fat guy tiny??? Same thing

HOMETOWN?
Raised in San Angelo Texas, but entered the world in Dallas, Tx.

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES/INTERESTS?
I dj at a number of clubs, but I don’t know if you consider that a hobby.

HOW DID YOU GET INTO RADIO?
Accidentally. Just like everyone else, I could never stand the sound of my voice, Trust me, this is NEVER what I intended to do with my life. Just kinda fell into it, and in love with it.

WHAT WAS YOUR LAST NON-RADIO GIG?
I actually used to manage a Dominos pizza in Tyler Texas. Never been able to eat pizza again after that. I literally ate pizza everyday for every meal for about 3 years. Maybe that’s where I get my manly figure.

PIZZA, STEAK, OR SALAD?
Medium rare steak with plenty of A-1, baked potato with all the trimmings, salad with no eggs or tomatos, plenty of ranch for the salad, and a Dr.Pepper to drink please.
(I say no to pizza!)

YOU LOOK INTO A CRYSTAL BALL, WHERE ARE YOU IN JANUARY 2010
Probably at work. Hopefully somewhere warm with lots of sand, water, and beer, but again….probably at work.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE/BOOK/TV SHOW?
I am a movie addict!!!! There is no way on earth that I could ever narrow it down to just one movie. There are so many. I loooooove horror flicks, thriller flicks, and pretty much any movie that leaves you guessing till the end. Favorite book, I would have to say Intensity by Dean Koontz. Toss up between that and Slaughter House 5 by Kurt Vonnegut. T.V. shows would have to be True Blood on HBO, and United States of Tara. Really dig The Family Guy, and King of the Hill also. Thanks for asking.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY MOVIE/TV CHARACTER, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
Dexter….from Dexters Laboratory

YOU ARE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH A RADIO AND ONE OTHER ITEM...WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A cell phone……hello

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?
Anything cold , wet, and not urine

FAVORITE HANG OUT SPOT?
Home

WHERE IS YOUR IDEAL VACATION?
Home

NAME SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS…
Always been a fan of hip hop. But…Jigga, Pac, Cube, and Kanye

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARASSING RADIO EXPERIENCE?
Singing along to songs when the mic has accidentally been left on. That happens quite often.

 I don’t know why I just typed “quite often” I never use either of those words.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PET PEEVES?
Lazy people. I think it’s because I don’t have the chance to be. I always have to wake up early, and go to bed reallllllly late. Even on the weekends. It’s not fair!!!

IF YOU COULD RUN AWAY WITH ANY CELEBRITY...WHO WOULD IT BE?
I would say Rihanna, but my wife would beat me down. (Chris  )  So it would haveJBrown would try to, try was the key word in that sentence to be my loving wife…..she is the only celebrity in my eyes. (that was realllly fruity)

Just in case you want to know a little bit more about me……..
A little bit about me....I live for the moments I won't remember with the friends I'll never forget. I love music. I love Fun-Yuns, Dr. Pepper, salt, and pickles. I hate mushrooms, eggs, and anything coconut. I suffer from severe insomnia. You are a better dancer than me. I can't sing to save my life. I am a sarcastic as hell. There is nothing sexier than great conversation. I'd rather try to get smoke inside of a glass bottle using a baseball bat than listen to someone complain. Fat baby animals like hippos and elephants make me laugh. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I am a HUGE Jay-Z fan. I brush my teeth with hot water. I am a sucker for motivational quotes. Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. I am busier than a one legged cat trying to bury a pile of crap on a marble floor. Thinking that we are the only ones in the universe makes you nuttier than squirrel turd. I DO skip the first piece of bread. I love seafood, but if it has tentacles, I'll pass. I wish I had blue eyes. I have to watch TV with the remote in my hand, or else I feel like I'm swimming with one flipper on. I grind my teeth when I get nervous. Anyone who gives 3rd chances are stupid.  I work well under pressure. Saying "thank you" and "please" is extremely important. I pretty much live for music and comedy. Shallow people are worthless. I think sh*t-talking on the internet is about as useful as trying to kill an elephant by throwing a tic tac at it. 35 year old guitar center employees that still think their band is gonna "make it" crack me up. I love watching drunk people at bars. People look funny when they're mad. Holidays are over-rated. I hate coconut flavored anything. Laughter can cure more than you think. Fast food is so bad for you, but sooooooooooo good. I hate sports.  I wish I could use the Jedi mind trick on people. I love pouring kool-aid into a pitcher of churning water and watching it mix. Songs are more important than the bands that made them. There will never be another Brain...............ever!!