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FACEBOOK FIRING

A Charlotte, North Carolina, waitress was fired after she was busted complaining about her job on Facebook. She was complaining about receiving a 5-dollar tip from a couple that stayed at her table for three hours. She blasted the couple and mentioned the restaurant by name, which was the big no-no. 22-year-old Ashley Johnson apologized to the restaurant and is currently looking for a new job.

GROUNDHOG DAY

A sportswriter for the York, Pennsylvania, Daily Record newspaper got an unusual and furry shock when he popped open the hood of his car only to discover that a groundhog was stuck in his engine. Frank Bodani and his wife had smelled and heard something strange coming from the engine area and decided to check it out when they got home. They called over a local member of Wildlife Control who helped remove the puzzled animal. It managed to survive the long ride in the engine block and escaped relatively unharmed outside of a burnt patch of fur on its backside.

PIMP MY MARRIAGE

A husband and wife in Shakopee, Minnesota, were arrested after it was discovered that they were operating a high-end escort service out of their home. The wife, 27-year-old Luba Lavrusik, would sleep with the clients (who were paying $400 an hour) while her husband, Ivan, and 3-year-old daughter sat in another room. The couple faces charges of prostitution and child endangerment. They told the cops that they resorted to prostitution because of recent financial difficulty.